Sunday, December 14, 2014

5-6-7 Sale! You won't want to miss it!


5 DAYS LEFT!

Christmas is fast approaching and to help celebrate this most wonderful time of year, I have a special Christmas offer on each of my books. It's the 5-6-7 Sale!  Get autographed copies delivered right to your door!  Shipping is only $1.00 per book.  


Looking for a special Christmas story for children?  
Check out The Moose at the Manger.

When Muse the Moose accidently wanders off from her family, she becomes lost in the forest.  She luckily finds a friend in Star Bright, the brightest star in the sky, who leads her on a fantastic journey.  When Muse becomes The Moose at the Manger, she realizes her most important journey is yet to come.


Available as a coloring book for $5.00 or in paperback for $6.00
(The paperback version comes with a free audiodownload too!)

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My other books on sale:

Mark the Missing Moose ($6.00)

Jimmy was on cloud nine during Show and Tell when his classmates cheered for him and his best friend, Mark the Moose.  The happiness quickly ended when Mark went form being Jimmy's sidekick to becoming Mark the Missing Moose.  Saddened and angry, Jimmy didn't want to talk to anyone, not even his own mother.  His best friend was gone and he was all alone!  When it was time for Show and Tell again, Jimmy didn't want any part of it until her heard what his friend Joe had to say...
Follow Jimmy as he discovers that opening up and letting others in can really help him out.



My Hero, My Ding ($7.00)

"I awoke in the darkness listening to the sound of a jack hammer.  After a few moments, I realized it was me, the jack hammer, my heart.  Fear engulfed me and I remained still wondering why my heart was pounding so heavily in my ears.  Where was I?  The room was dark, and except for the throbbing of my heart, silence ensued."
Even though they were hundreds of miles apart at the time, the message of her grandfather's death reached her in a dream.  My Hero, My Ding tells the poignant story of Lisa and her grandfather and the overwhelming bond they shared.  You'll find yourself captivated with love, and find yourself gaining a deeper understanding of life-lessons.  Experience the antics that were shared and discover the respect and affection between two ordinary people with an extraordinary connection.

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Sale prices are available through December 19, 2014!


5-6-7 Christmas Sale
Name on Autograph



Merry ChristMoose!


Questions?  Email me at lisatortsbook@ameritech.net

Thursday, November 27, 2014

Some Thanksgiving Cheer!






I am very grateful for all of you who take the time to stop by my blog every day. 
 I really appreciate it!  
I hope you and yours have a very Happy and Blessed Thanksgiving!


Sunday, November 23, 2014

Nap Rooms For Teenagers????

CPS says they are not making any changes right now but...

The American Academy of Pediatrics came out with a new study that students in middle school and high school are tired (who isn't) and want the school system to make changes to accommodate these sleep deprived students.



Here are some of their suggestions and how I believe an adolescent would interpret them:

Doctors suggest - Start the school day at a later time enabling students to get the required amount of sleep.

Adolescent interpretations - Yea! We can stay up even later than we do now because we don't have to start school so early!

Doctors suggest - Better lights in the classroom to make it very, very bright.

Adolescent interpretations - It's been pounded in our heads the last few years the importance of "going green" and now they want to waste electricity.  And it's so bright in here now, I can't concentrate.

Doctors suggest - Do not have math, science, and reading until later in the afternoon.

Adolescent interpretations - Cool! Now we can be tardy and we won't be missing any "important" classes.

(I've been teaching for a quarter of a century and for as long as I can remember having the "important core" classes in the morning when the students are the freshest is the most beneficial.)

Doctors suggest - Do not give a test during first period.

Adolescent interpretations - Cool! Now we can be tardy and we won't be missing any "important" tests!

Doctors suggest (and this is my favorite absurdity) - NAP ROOMS and I quote, “Instead of going to a classroom, they can take a 15-minute nap and they’ll have two hours of alertness. A brief nap is very refreshing…. If they are not sleepy, they’ll do much better. They won’t fall asleep filling out their college applications.”

(Special Note: If you can't stay awake in school, you don't have to worry about your college applications.)

Adolescent interpretation  - I don't have to go to sleep at a decent time, because I am going to take a nap at school and I get to miss part of some class to do it.  (And those would be the important afternoon classes of math, science, and reading.)


I can't believe money was even wasted on a study like this. Oh wait, yes I can.  Schools already provide breakfast, lunch, snacks (for after school programs), glasses, coats, supplies (in some cases), and now we can truly provide a baby-sitting service for naps.

As a teacher, let's see how this would work out -

Later school start means the day will end later too. Students can't have reading, math, and science in the morning, so that leaves history (which no one seems to care about anymore), but then again that would include having to read, so  that would have to be in the afternoon as well.  They can have gym, art, music and computers in the morning.  (Then again, music is rife with math and you have to read a computer screen, so they might have to rethink that too.)  Library can't be in the morning then either...you know it's that pesky reading thing again.  So basically the most important part of the day will take place after lunch when the teens need a nap.  I want to know who gets the job of waking those adolescents up after just fifteen minutes and getting them to go to class.  I am sure they will be quite happy when they get to those important classes of reading, math and science.


Calculating this means that "learning" really starts about 1:00 in the afternoon when it's okay to give tests and teach subjects.  Dinner would most likely have to be served because they are there so long. Would their still be after school programs, sports programs?  If so, what time would the kids be getting home?  Oh that's right, they have all night to stay up and play their video games, play on their phones, and watch TV because they don't have to get up early the next day.




To read the whole story, click this link.

http://politics.suntimes.com/article/chicago/doctors-offer-solutions-teen-sleep-deprivation/thu-11202014-108pm



As for me, after all this reading and writing, I'm beat... I'm going to take a nap!

Sunday, November 16, 2014

What would you do if this was you or your family?

A man stands in public places and takes pictures of unsuspecting women and girls.  Then he takes those photos and posts them on a porn website.  It's not considered a crime because the females are fully clothed.


This below post was put on Facebook a month ago, but the story was in the news this week.  Click the link below for more details and a video clip.

"Community Alert!!
It has been brought to our attention that there are videos/pictures on various websites of women and children that were posted and taken without their consent in the community. We are working closely with the police to identify the individual (s) responsible. Please be alert and cautious, please report any suspicious activity to the police immediately! CALL 9-1-1
If you have any information please contact the 004th District Police Department at 312-747-8201 immediately."


From the news....


"Police are investigating after photos taken of unsuspecting women and girls in public on Chicago’s Southeast Side were posted to a porn site. 
“They stalked me, they filmed me, they put my image on a pornographic website, not only without my consent, without my knowledge,” said victim Giuliana Ramirez.
In a community alert issued by Ald. John Pope (4th Ward), officials say that photos and videos were taken of women and girls in the East Side neighborhood without them knowing and were then posted to a pornographic website."

Click here for the rest of the story from NBC News -

http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/Women-Outraged-After-Photos-of-Them-Taken-in-Public-Put-on-Porn-Site-282777631.html?_osource=SocialFlowFB_CHBrand

What do you think?

Monday, November 10, 2014

To our veterans...


This picture says it all.  

Here in the United States, we get to go on with our daily lives and routines because we have the United States military protecting us both home and abroad. 

Not just on Veterans Day, but everyday,
THANK YOU!



Why Are You Marching Son - Words spoken by John Wayne